Yesterday I cut my hair, and i aquired some new insights.
My hair/headdresser by now used to my erractic hair decisions and nothing can shock him anymore sent me to a new Kinyozi to get the deed done. The kinyozi was in shock. Poor Johnnie could not understand how he was about to chop off the best Rihanna imitation hairstlye he has seen. In his words " your hair is thick, health and well maintained, your scalp clean. Why do you want to cut off what women are spending thousands of shillings trying to achieve?" My answer "I am tired of my hair Johnnie" The poor man gave me 20mins to think through my decision. Long story short, i did get my hair off my scalp and with it the realization that I was shedding much more than just hair. I am travelling light.
Drama of the week:
I had a run-in with a stupid motorist the other day that got me really pissed. The dude was making an illegal turn on processional way to avoid the jam he was stuck in when he ngwaruzad me and broke the right indicator. Now if he was a resonable man we would have sorted our issues haraka haraka matatu style. I tell him the value of the indicator he gives me the cash we both go our ways. The stupid idiot had to first call me "wewe kasichana" then he goes on to ask me if i am Kenyan then he tells me that is a very small scratch and this being Kenya i should just drive away ,all this time oozing loads of arrogance. That is when i decided to teach him a lesson. I took/confisicated his driving licence and called the cops. All the while he is yapping like a yorkshire terrier and telling his passenger the way young girls are sleeping with old men for big cars....at this point i almost chappad him ...patience Lord patience. The cops showed up told him he was on the wrong, towed his car to the station for careless driving, endangering the lives of other motorists and causing obstruction. Lets just say by the time the cops were through with him he was very apologetic he insulted the "small" Girl. *grin*
Thursday, June 18, 2009
Wednesday, May 06, 2009
Who cares
I am at point in my life where I am very comfortable in my skin and do not conform to what society expects of me. I have tripped, fallen, rolled over and gotten up. I have been through a lot of life lessons to get here. As I look back at my past, I am thankful to learn and experience the stuff I have. I am embracing the future with open arms, knowing that I am wiser and I am appreciative of the basic needs in life.
See, it is now all about me. How else can I be a better daughter, friend, sister, lover etc if I am not comfortable being me? loving myself deservedly?
I have 3 guiding priciples:
1. Is it beneficial to me?
I ask my selfy What use is it for me if i cannot derive benefits both material and emotional?
2. Does it make me happy?
If i am not happy or passionate about it, I am not doing it.
3. Does it have a positive effect on me?
I am striving to be a better person. I am working at surrounding myself with positive things, actions and emotions. Stuff that does not leave that guilty nagging feeling at the back of my mind.
On to other news:
The object of my sexual fantasies aka the clande is 5years my junior. He is very good at what he does best (TMI). He shares a birthday with my Kid brother which makes me a cradle snatcher but I make no apologies because he make me laugh.
Society has always debated on the size issue, Which brings me to the question, Does age matter? Older, same age, younger, what is your take?
Are you yourself around the person; or are busy putting up walls trying to conform?
My 2cents opinion, I think it is how the person makes you feel. If they make you happy and allow you to be yourself, hold them tight and keep them close.
That I am doing!
See, it is now all about me. How else can I be a better daughter, friend, sister, lover etc if I am not comfortable being me? loving myself deservedly?
I have 3 guiding priciples:
1. Is it beneficial to me?
I ask my selfy What use is it for me if i cannot derive benefits both material and emotional?
2. Does it make me happy?
If i am not happy or passionate about it, I am not doing it.
3. Does it have a positive effect on me?
I am striving to be a better person. I am working at surrounding myself with positive things, actions and emotions. Stuff that does not leave that guilty nagging feeling at the back of my mind.
On to other news:
The object of my sexual fantasies aka the clande is 5years my junior. He is very good at what he does best (TMI). He shares a birthday with my Kid brother which makes me a cradle snatcher but I make no apologies because he make me laugh.
Society has always debated on the size issue, Which brings me to the question, Does age matter? Older, same age, younger, what is your take?
Are you yourself around the person; or are busy putting up walls trying to conform?
My 2cents opinion, I think it is how the person makes you feel. If they make you happy and allow you to be yourself, hold them tight and keep them close.
That I am doing!
Monday, April 27, 2009
A dose of laughter...
I was sent this by a friend, this morning. I must say it made my day. I laughed till I almost peed on my pants.
Sing along!
1.
Naskia Sauti
Naskia Sauti
Sauti ya Baba
Sauti ya baba
Sasa ni saa sita
sasa ni saa sita
kwaheri Mwalimu
Kwaheri Mwalimu
2.
Skamare! Skamare!
Skamare! Skamare!
Na Kabura siku hizi
Ana ringa ringa ringa
Ana ringa ringa ringa
Ana toa west kamare
Ana toa miskamare
Ana dundadunda, dundadunda, dundadunda, dush!
Ana dundadunda, dundadunda, dundadunda, dush!
3.
Ba! Ba!
By shot I love u baby
The baby to the sun
The sun to the owner
The owner to the meeeeen!
The men to the bush baby
(Ta Ta)
Sere 1, 2, 3 and 4
Sere 1, 2, 3
Sere 1, 2
Sere 1, Sere 1
By shot!!
Wooooooooo!
4.
I wrote a letter to my mother, On the way I rost it,
Somebody must have picked it up and put it in his poocket,
It wasnt you, Itwasnt you, It wasnt you, but it was,
youuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu..
Runs like a MF*
5.
Jesus loves me this side no,
For the Bible tells me so,
Little ones to him below,
They are weak but he is strong.
6.
I'm happy today, sooo happy
In Jesus name i'm happy
Because he has second away
My seas away
I'm happy so happy today!
7.
nyanyako star... star....
anakula fish..... fish ......
uji na koo.... koo........
ghoooost busters!!!!!!!!
ananyamba
tiruriru tiru ri
8.
Landazbani! landazbani!.....( London 's burning)
Lukiyonda, lukiyonda......(Look Yonder)
Fire Fire! Fire Fire!
Poro water, poro water
pooooooooooooooooooo
9.
Mabrigan mabrigan no 28
I went for a walk but now I stop anda break!!
Zero by zero is one
I am a girl guide this is the action
I have to do
Salute for the king and bend for the queen…….
1,2,3,4,5,6,7,8........... .....
10.
brigicho bantu brigicho banture
11.
nani alitembea juu ya maji... nani...
nani alitembea juu ya maji... nani....
ni yesu mwana wa muguu....
12.
baa baa blakship baba black ship
Have you any woo,, have u any woo,
Yes sir yes sir three bags full
One for the master one for the dame, one for the little boy who lives down the lane
Meeeee meeeeee meeeeeee
13.
God asked Noah to bida nak, to bida nak
bida nak bida nak
14.
Sungura amelala, na jicho moja...*2
We sungura we, we sungura we
Odiskeshkesh keshkesh..*2
15.
Table table, table and chair,
chair chair,chair and table....
ooohh Mr kandumbere kandumbere kandush!!!!!!
16.
Lazy mary will u getao, will u getoa will u getao*2
Its hafpa six in the morning
17.
mwarimu witu, tisha,
niweka uru, bad,
nikwira ciana, children,
cithie mugunda, garden,
cikaune bebe, maize!!
Citare na rutha permission,
Nigumuhura bit,
Nginya mukue die,
Ndimuthike bury!
18.
In and out the bamboo forest
In and out the bamboo forest
In and out the bamboo forest
You are my patina
Patty patty patty on my shoulders
Patty patty patty on my shoulders
Patty patty patty on my shoulders
You are my patina
19.
Tangu lini mutisya kava longi, upside down
Tangu lini kuku kava pete…wacha ikae…..
20.
Skip skip, skip to my loo
Skip skip skip to my loo
Skip skip skip to my loo
Skip to my loo my darling,
Av lost my patina, what shall i do*3
Skip to my loo my darlin
21.
I went to a Chinese baker, to buy a loaf of Bread bread bread,
She took me to the bake room, and this is what she said……
My name is….
Stelaela chikilachikila wambambula
Walawala wisky, chainis chopstick in the cheese.
22.
Sabina, Sabina nakupenda Sabina
Mapera mapera, matumbo matumbo
Na motto analia ngee ngee
Kadenge na mpira shuti goal
Ae mama staki bigiji nataka bisquit community,
Uncle uncle wen I go to Nairobi , anatha woman,
Spot spot spot kibiriti
Mzee kipara akileta fujo mpige teke moja kwa matako
23.
Oringo? Bayaya! Oringo? Bayaya! *2
Dada Penina, piga magoti, tukuone
Sura yako! Pingili! pingili!
Oringo? Bayaya!
24.
Embeumbe, mbeumbe x2
Embekanyama, mbeumbe
Aui.. chachacha x2
shuka nywele, nywele
piga gita, gita
cheza sooo..
25.
alampaka mpakacha,sindesindele*2
namwita carol,sindesindele
aje tucheze,sindesindele
alampaka mpakacha,sindesinde
26.
Father abraham and mary sons
mary sons & father abraham i am one of them & so are u so ret us plaise the rord.
right hand reft hand father abraham, repeat with right leg left leg, shake your head, snap your fingers & sit down....
27.
Mary ari (na kagondu) * keruhite ta ira.........................
oharia hothe athiaga athiaga athiaga o haria hothe athiaga kagondu no guthie
a githia nako cukuru o cukuru o cukuru a githii nako cukuru kagondu no guthii
twana tukiambia gutheka o gutheka o gutheka twana tukiambia gutheka kagondu kariuho
twana twarikia gutheka o gutheka o gutheka, twana twarikia gutheka kagondu gagikuaaaaa......
28.
The sun is there up in the sky I wake up in the moring I wash my face I brush my teeth I take a cup of tea and then I run to school.
29.
There was a farmer who had a dog his name was BINGO.........B...I..N...G..O...B...I...N..G...O.... B..I..N..G...O, and BINGO was his name!!! OOOOHHHHH!
Well how was that? Fond memories ……..
Sing along!
1.
Naskia Sauti
Naskia Sauti
Sauti ya Baba
Sauti ya baba
Sasa ni saa sita
sasa ni saa sita
kwaheri Mwalimu
Kwaheri Mwalimu
2.
Skamare! Skamare!
Skamare! Skamare!
Na Kabura siku hizi
Ana ringa ringa ringa
Ana ringa ringa ringa
Ana toa west kamare
Ana toa miskamare
Ana dundadunda, dundadunda, dundadunda, dush!
Ana dundadunda, dundadunda, dundadunda, dush!
3.
Ba! Ba!
By shot I love u baby
The baby to the sun
The sun to the owner
The owner to the meeeeen!
The men to the bush baby
(Ta Ta)
Sere 1, 2, 3 and 4
Sere 1, 2, 3
Sere 1, 2
Sere 1, Sere 1
By shot!!
Wooooooooo!
4.
I wrote a letter to my mother, On the way I rost it,
Somebody must have picked it up and put it in his poocket,
It wasnt you, Itwasnt you, It wasnt you, but it was,
youuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu..
Runs like a MF*
5.
Jesus loves me this side no,
For the Bible tells me so,
Little ones to him below,
They are weak but he is strong.
6.
I'm happy today, sooo happy
In Jesus name i'm happy
Because he has second away
My seas away
I'm happy so happy today!
7.
nyanyako star... star....
anakula fish..... fish ......
uji na koo.... koo........
ghoooost busters!!!!!!!!
ananyamba
tiruriru tiru ri
8.
Landazbani! landazbani!.....( London 's burning)
Lukiyonda, lukiyonda......(Look Yonder)
Fire Fire! Fire Fire!
Poro water, poro water
pooooooooooooooooooo
9.
Mabrigan mabrigan no 28
I went for a walk but now I stop anda break!!
Zero by zero is one
I am a girl guide this is the action
I have to do
Salute for the king and bend for the queen…….
1,2,3,4,5,6,7,8........... .....
10.
brigicho bantu brigicho banture
11.
nani alitembea juu ya maji... nani...
nani alitembea juu ya maji... nani....
ni yesu mwana wa muguu....
12.
baa baa blakship baba black ship
Have you any woo,, have u any woo,
Yes sir yes sir three bags full
One for the master one for the dame, one for the little boy who lives down the lane
Meeeee meeeeee meeeeeee
13.
God asked Noah to bida nak, to bida nak
bida nak bida nak
14.
Sungura amelala, na jicho moja...*2
We sungura we, we sungura we
Odiskeshkesh keshkesh..*2
15.
Table table, table and chair,
chair chair,chair and table....
ooohh Mr kandumbere kandumbere kandush!!!!!!
16.
Lazy mary will u getao, will u getoa will u getao*2
Its hafpa six in the morning
17.
mwarimu witu, tisha,
niweka uru, bad,
nikwira ciana, children,
cithie mugunda, garden,
cikaune bebe, maize!!
Citare na rutha permission,
Nigumuhura bit,
Nginya mukue die,
Ndimuthike bury!
18.
In and out the bamboo forest
In and out the bamboo forest
In and out the bamboo forest
You are my patina
Patty patty patty on my shoulders
Patty patty patty on my shoulders
Patty patty patty on my shoulders
You are my patina
19.
Tangu lini mutisya kava longi, upside down
Tangu lini kuku kava pete…wacha ikae…..
20.
Skip skip, skip to my loo
Skip skip skip to my loo
Skip skip skip to my loo
Skip to my loo my darling,
Av lost my patina, what shall i do*3
Skip to my loo my darlin
21.
I went to a Chinese baker, to buy a loaf of Bread bread bread,
She took me to the bake room, and this is what she said……
My name is….
Stelaela chikilachikila wambambula
Walawala wisky, chainis chopstick in the cheese.
22.
Sabina, Sabina nakupenda Sabina
Mapera mapera, matumbo matumbo
Na motto analia ngee ngee
Kadenge na mpira shuti goal
Ae mama staki bigiji nataka bisquit community,
Uncle uncle wen I go to Nairobi , anatha woman,
Spot spot spot kibiriti
Mzee kipara akileta fujo mpige teke moja kwa matako
23.
Oringo? Bayaya! Oringo? Bayaya! *2
Dada Penina, piga magoti, tukuone
Sura yako! Pingili! pingili!
Oringo? Bayaya!
24.
Embeumbe, mbeumbe x2
Embekanyama, mbeumbe
Aui.. chachacha x2
shuka nywele, nywele
piga gita, gita
cheza sooo..
25.
alampaka mpakacha,sindesindele*2
namwita carol,sindesindele
aje tucheze,sindesindele
alampaka mpakacha,sindesinde
26.
Father abraham and mary sons
mary sons & father abraham i am one of them & so are u so ret us plaise the rord.
right hand reft hand father abraham, repeat with right leg left leg, shake your head, snap your fingers & sit down....
27.
Mary ari (na kagondu) * keruhite ta ira.........................
oharia hothe athiaga athiaga athiaga o haria hothe athiaga kagondu no guthie
a githia nako cukuru o cukuru o cukuru a githii nako cukuru kagondu no guthii
twana tukiambia gutheka o gutheka o gutheka twana tukiambia gutheka kagondu kariuho
twana twarikia gutheka o gutheka o gutheka, twana twarikia gutheka kagondu gagikuaaaaa......
28.
The sun is there up in the sky I wake up in the moring I wash my face I brush my teeth I take a cup of tea and then I run to school.
29.
There was a farmer who had a dog his name was BINGO.........B...I..N...G..O...B...I...N..G...O.... B..I..N..G...O, and BINGO was his name!!! OOOOHHHHH!
Well how was that? Fond memories ……..
Wednesday, February 25, 2009
Start Where You Stand
Start where you stand and never mind the past,
The past won't help you in beginning new,
If you have left it all behind at last
Why, that's enough, you're done with it, you're through;
This is another chapter in the book,
This is another race that you have planned,
Don't give the vanished days a backward look,
Start where you stand.
The world won't care about your old defeats
If you can start anew and win success,
The future is your time, and time is fleet
And there is much of work and strain and stress;
Forget the buried woes and dead despairs,
Here is a brand new trial right at hand,
The future is for him who does and dares,
Start where you stand.
Old failures will not halt, old triumphs aid,
To-day's the thing, to-morrow soon will be;
Get in the fight and face it unafraid,
And leave the past to ancient history;
What has been, has been; yesterday is dead
And by it you are neither blessed nor banned,
Take courage, man, be brave and drive ahead,
Start where you stand.
Berton Braley
The past won't help you in beginning new,
If you have left it all behind at last
Why, that's enough, you're done with it, you're through;
This is another chapter in the book,
This is another race that you have planned,
Don't give the vanished days a backward look,
Start where you stand.
The world won't care about your old defeats
If you can start anew and win success,
The future is your time, and time is fleet
And there is much of work and strain and stress;
Forget the buried woes and dead despairs,
Here is a brand new trial right at hand,
The future is for him who does and dares,
Start where you stand.
Old failures will not halt, old triumphs aid,
To-day's the thing, to-morrow soon will be;
Get in the fight and face it unafraid,
And leave the past to ancient history;
What has been, has been; yesterday is dead
And by it you are neither blessed nor banned,
Take courage, man, be brave and drive ahead,
Start where you stand.
Berton Braley
Monday, February 02, 2009
Jameni !!
Two man-made disasters have occurred in a span of one week; instead of learning from previous mistakes and avoiding what I call stupid errors, we are busy blaming the government. I agree out disaster preparedness and response is wanting but pray tell me, What are you doing at a scene of accident/fire staring instead of thinking of the little way you can help rescue the victims and avert farther harm? if you are not there to help STAY AWAY! You run towards a petroleum tanker to scrounge for free fuel (which knowing Kenyans was to be sold for a profit) you get burned, you start blaming your leaders. Did they drag you to the site or was it you greed for all things free?
Why is it easy for looters to tear off grills and loot shops during riots yet they stand and stare as fellow Kenyans get burned in a building, a situation where the quick action of cutting the grills would have saved lives?
I think Kenya is the only place in the world where people run towards accident scenes or bomb blast sites to loot and /or stare.
Moving on, I spent a week with Americans and I must say I am very grateful I went through the 844 system of education that made me a jack of all trades. Kenya is a country in the continent of Africa and no we are not related to the Nigerians well unless we dig deep...very deep in History. Lions are not our pets and we don't live juu ya miti! come on people google Kenya before you pack your bags and come embarrass yourselves
Why is it easy for looters to tear off grills and loot shops during riots yet they stand and stare as fellow Kenyans get burned in a building, a situation where the quick action of cutting the grills would have saved lives?
I think Kenya is the only place in the world where people run towards accident scenes or bomb blast sites to loot and /or stare.
Moving on, I spent a week with Americans and I must say I am very grateful I went through the 844 system of education that made me a jack of all trades. Kenya is a country in the continent of Africa and no we are not related to the Nigerians well unless we dig deep...very deep in History. Lions are not our pets and we don't live juu ya miti! come on people google Kenya before you pack your bags and come embarrass yourselves
Tuesday, January 27, 2009
The Crazy on tagged me
Ohh yes she did, just because she can. Here goes;
4 THINGS I’M PASSIONATE ABOUT
God
My family
Life
Music/Books
4 WORDS OR PHRASES I USE OFTEN
Oh crap
Damn
Walalala
Huh
4 THINGS I WANT TO DO BEFORE I DIE
Hot air balloon ride.
Scuba dive
Sky Dive in Cape town
Fly a plane
Own a 7-series BMW
4 THINGS I HAVE LEARNED FROM THE PAST.
Human beings are not perfect
Never say never
The buck stops with me
View life with the innocence of a 3 year old
4 PLACES I WANT TO SEE OR VISIT
Zambezi River (to bungee jump off the bridge)
Egypt (River Nile & The pyramids)
Cape town SA (table mountain)
Turkana, Kenya (the only part of the country i have never been to)
4 THINGS THAT HAPPENED YESTERDAY.
I fired my unit trust manager.
I followed up on my projects.
I prepared my presentation for the workshops today.
I washed my hair.
If you read this, consider yourself tagged.
4 THINGS I’M PASSIONATE ABOUT
God
My family
Life
Music/Books
4 WORDS OR PHRASES I USE OFTEN
Oh crap
Damn
Walalala
Huh
4 THINGS I WANT TO DO BEFORE I DIE
Hot air balloon ride.
Scuba dive
Sky Dive in Cape town
Fly a plane
Own a 7-series BMW
4 THINGS I HAVE LEARNED FROM THE PAST.
Human beings are not perfect
Never say never
The buck stops with me
View life with the innocence of a 3 year old
4 PLACES I WANT TO SEE OR VISIT
Zambezi River (to bungee jump off the bridge)
Egypt (River Nile & The pyramids)
Cape town SA (table mountain)
Turkana, Kenya (the only part of the country i have never been to)
4 THINGS THAT HAPPENED YESTERDAY.
I fired my unit trust manager.
I followed up on my projects.
I prepared my presentation for the workshops today.
I washed my hair.
If you read this, consider yourself tagged.
Monday, January 19, 2009
Sum Total
A longtime ago Lady A met player B, it was lust at the first sight. How else you you explain Player B making a fool of himself to get Lady A's attention? Through the months Player B tried hitting on Lady A to no success until one day Lady A tricked him by accepting his invitation for a drink which led to a visit to his house.
Lady A explained this could only be an arrangement since she was already aware of his reputation. Player B agreed to the the terms.
5 years down the line Lady A has realised she is getting a raw deal. The arrangement is not to her convenience anymore. She only gets what she wants when Player B wants. Even after executing a blackout Player B is still begging for more at his terms.
This has led to a lot of frustrations and Lady A is not a happy lady. Adverts have been placed for a more fulfilling arrangement with absolutely no strings attached.
Moral of the story it ain't a convenient arrangement if it is not working for you.
Lady A explained this could only be an arrangement since she was already aware of his reputation. Player B agreed to the the terms.
5 years down the line Lady A has realised she is getting a raw deal. The arrangement is not to her convenience anymore. She only gets what she wants when Player B wants. Even after executing a blackout Player B is still begging for more at his terms.
This has led to a lot of frustrations and Lady A is not a happy lady. Adverts have been placed for a more fulfilling arrangement with absolutely no strings attached.
Moral of the story it ain't a convenient arrangement if it is not working for you.
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